Big Dicks!

On Second Life all things are possible.  On Second Life you can become your lust.  Thus, if you happen to lust after six foot long cocks, then you can have one!  And, no few people on SL do have super huge penises.  As the average height for a male avatar on SL is about seven feet, even a cock which looks “normal” for that size body is, in actuality, beyond John Holmes in massiveness.

I can understand this to some great degree.  As all things are possible on SL, and as you are free to transform yourself at your whim, and as there’s no physical impossibilities here, then why not have six foot long penis?  Why not be a human with a four foot long horse’s dick?  Why not be a sixty foot tall dragon with a ten foot long dragon’s shaft – replete with barbs and multiple flanges?  Why not indeed.

When you open your account on SL your avatar is effectively sexless.  That is, strip off the clothes and you’ve no more underneath than a Ken or Barbie doll.  Not only do the female avatars lack even the most basic of “pink bits” but the males also lack anything even resembling a penis or balls.  Thus, to have any sort of package – be  it “normal” or dragon-sized – you have to go shopping for an “after-market” addition.  An “add-on package” to get your package.  A goodly number of these are free.  And many of those show it.  There are also a number of cocks which you can buy that are pretty damn pretty and pretty chock-full of options.

Not the least of these option is size.  And given both the male propensity (and dire need) to have “the biggest dick on the block” it’s only natural that a lot of guys are soon running around sporting absolutely huge dicks.  And no few of these guys wind up sporting absolutely impossibly huge cocks as well.  I’ve run around some of the gay sims and that seen guys walking about with penises jutting out ramrod straight from their bodies – no surprise there – but these penises are some five or six feet long!  That, and about a foot in diameter.  There’d be no physical way that the human frame could support such a member.  Let alone support it hard and let alone support it cantilevered out from the body like that.  Even getting the thing engorged with blood – not to mention stiff with it – would take so much blood that the rest of the body would be starved of oxygen and pass out.  And if you said that the guy had a sufficiently greater amount of blood in his system to allow for his absurdly humungous cock to get stiff, then when it was soft there’d be so much extra blood coursing through is veins that he’d burst every organ and quickly die of hypertension!

But hey, why not?  There’s no real downside to this in SL.  At least not any physical one.  Due to the nature of how SL renders its graphics and the way its avatar forms are constructed, there is never any question that one avatar will ever have the problem of accommodating the outsize cock of another.  Even if your dick is bigger around than the other avatar’s body or is longer than their body, you’ll still be able to slip it in without issue.

Graphically though, this does present some problems.  I’ve encountered no few situations where my avatar has been on her knees giving another guy head and his dick is so damn long that it runs through my face and then back out the rear of my skull entirely.  Sometimes the end of the guy’s dick is out there hanging in the breeze by a good foot or more!  And this happens while fucking to!  It is not at all rare for the angle of the positions and the motions of the fuck to cause the other guy’s dick to “surface” through the rest of my body.  Most amusingly, this is when their dick is so long that it come out at the top of my chest of the middle of my back while buried in my butt.  In RL, such a penetration would be exceptionally lethal.  Not to mention extremely painful for the fucker-er as their pushing their shaft in like that would break my hip bones into very sharp shards that’d shred their stiff dick in no time at all.

But hey, why not?

And I do have to admit some attraction here as well.  While I don’t particularly find abnormally sized “human” cocks to be all that attractive as they’re clearly “impossible” and they also project through the body and thus ruin the visuals, I also have to admit having a liking for the horse cocks / exotic cocks I’ve seen bobbing around SL.  There is something wonderfully decadent and perverse about the idea of throating one of those things that always interests me.  The smarter players will usually “turn off” their dicks when getting in to it so that they don’t ruin those visuals by having the dicks stick out through the body.  Some of these dicks – both “normal” and exotic – also offer “invisibility” options which render the end third or so of the huge shaft as “transparent” thus they don’t “stick out” at all.  I like that.

Then there’s cumming.  Here to, anything is possible.  Most cocks for sale or for free on SL treat their cum as being of the firehose variety and also of being hooked up to an inexhaustible reservoir.  Thus they’ll shoot gallons and gallons on jizz – and keep on shooting it until the user finally clicks “stop.”  Talk about stroking the ego!  Here to, the mechanics are kind of odd.  The cum is rendered as its own object and effect.  The designers of the cocks will, most naturally, have the cum shooting out the end of the cock and arcing downward in a nice natural curve.  There are some difficulties when the position of the dick’s head is not tied close enough to that of the cum stream.  This however, pales in comparison to the problem of the cum shooting out through the body of the other person.  Due to the way SL is set up, the graphics are rendered in such a way that the cum stream is treated the same way in which the cock is and while the cock is free to “surface” through the other person’s head or torso, so to is that stream of cum.  So, when you climax and shoot your wad, that cum stream will fly out through the other person’s body as if it weren’t there.  But hey, why not?  That’s always been one joke about being fucked so hard you can taste in your mouth! 

At least one cock designer however, took steps to remedy this by having a cum option set to shoot a spray of cum out the base of the shaft.  Figuring that this would be more realistic a depiction of your cumming while buried balls deep and thus the joy juice had nowhere else to go but squirt out the base.  If any of this is to bothersome however, we can all rely on the old stand by of just declaring the orgasm and cumming to have occurred in the sex-chat and dispense with the “through the body and out the top of the head” visual effects.  To each their own.

Getting back to those abnormally outsized “normal” cocks on men, there’s also the case of self-perception.  Some guys are quick to sport those outsized dicks for no other reason than that they can sport them.  Some guys feel compelled to sport such huge pieces of meat in order to remain competitive with the other guys around them.  Sort of an “arms race” of dicks.  But some guys, like my Sir – Master J, sport their outsize dick because it fits their self perception on SL.  Master J stands at over eight feet tall.  His form is closer to the Hulk’s than anything.  On SL he’s not just a big guy he’s a frickin’ huge guy!  And thus, to remain proportional, he needs his cock to reflect that.  I’ve happily accepted this and have had no problem throating that monster and even less problem taking it in me otherwise.  This, not to mention taking his bull cock when he’s in Minotaur form!

So, as far as big dicks on Second Life go – hey, why not!

Fran